Friday, September 7, 2007

Again?!?!

"Umm, Mom....look what my brother's doing" can never be a good phrase coming from my 4 year old's mouth. As I lean around the corner, I see his pull-up around one ankle doing his famous 'pssst' action, while relieving his bladder into the trash can that was by the stairs. I guess he had to go and Daddy was occupying the toilet! Either that or really wanted another horse sticker. Funny enough I had emptied the trash from up stairs and strategically placed it by the stairs for the next trip up. He used his brain and didn't potty on the floor. Gotta hand it to him. I had all I could do to hold my laugh while sprinting into the laundry room to retrieve a towel and wipe up the floor. Nope, he didn't miss. There was a split in the bottom of the trash can (shown to the right). As quickly as he filled it, it ran out the crack. I'm loving these wood floors right about now. Can ya get mad at him? I told Max and Kalee it's now time we start watching the bowl shaped toys, and our C-U-P's. Get it, see you pee!!! Yeah I'm tired. So I wonder if he's doing this because he likes all 3 of our reactions every time he goes in the toilet. Or is he really ready? This one likes to pee in interesting places so it shouldn't be difficult while out and about. Finally he is passed out in my right arm (I'm used to the single handed typing by now) wearing his spider man boxer briefs. NO! I'm not brave enough yet. Let's see what kind of Circe De Solis move I can pull while putting something more absorbent on him. Wouldn't it be nice if this continued tomorrow....?
...and why does my daughter like walking on the ceiling? Really! Her feet on the ceiling. Max holds her 'upa-down' as her brother calls it, and she gets a kick out of it. The winner of the weird gene is.......?????

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is something about your son and brother that makes me wonder...did someone show them these things, or did they think them up on their own. I am worried for you...very worried. Your hands aren't Just full, the are over flowing! LOL. I love you all!

Keep the writing up Averi...my friend from work enjoys it very much. She said you should get published!

Anonymous said...

lol max was soo much fun when i was little, i can only imagine him n kalee! im use to thw 1handed typing too... fun the things you learn to do lol.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!! I have needed a good laugh with my week :) Thanks!!!!