Stinky Butt

As I was drawing a bath I told Bear to get in the tub because his butt stunk. Like a magnet his hand went straight to the crack....and to his nose. After a big sniff he said "it smells like fruit". I bursted in laughter and said "gross, get in the tub". He did it again and said "it smells like fruit punch".

Nothing can be worse then the day he went to the bathroom saying "MOOOOOM, why does it do this? All the time! I don't like it! It sticks out! See!"
..."um, yeah Son, it's telling you to go potty, then go talk to Daddy"

For those of you planning to have children this is what you have to look foreword to. For those with little boys...you have it coming. And those with older boys....why didn't you warn me?!?!