Seriously guys, don't get it.
I couldn't figure out why the screen door was wet. It was just one part of the screen, not the whole thing. Max got to thinking and asked "Bear, why is the screen door wet?"
Bear: "I like to go potty outside!"
What? First of all, I guess I don't have all this 'mom of a boy' mind stuff down like I should.... otherwise I would have put wet circle on the screen and his height together myself. Second of all, since when have you become too lazy to push the door open and walk out to the grass? Or better yet, to the bathroom!!! You have got to be kidding me!
Back to square one. "Son, this ceramic bowl is called a toilet...." We had this conversation before, I know we did because I vividly remember doing so after this incident and this one and...I can go on.
One of these days I might go a whole year without blogging about pee. Oh, one of these days...
7 comments:
Sounds like your boy is going to have some sort of career that requires him to be outside all of the time! Park ranger? Hunter? Anthropologist? Botanist? SAILOR? Who knows!
Confusion with the toilets huh?
Does your screen door have the "wet your behind" button on it as well??
I feel your pain, but hey atleast he wasnt in a public parking lot and just sort of took it out and did the deed..coming from the country, Ian thought he could be anywhere..granted I can say he always managed to open the door and get off he porch..so your story does top ours..makes me thankful :) Maybe try giving him a rock that is all his outside..
well dont feel bad my boys when they were little they used my basement sink to pee in almost the same distance to the bathroom as to the sink but i never figured out why.
LOL!!!!!!!
Lmao....I can see you with that look on your face just wondering....lmao....
Averi...you should know by now...the boy thinks the toilet is to stand in and Play....!!! Did you forget that??? lol its not for peeing its to play in and peeing is done when ya whip it out and pee through the screen door to the outside lawn.....
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Im rolling over laughing right now....
I Love You Averi!!!
Auntie Angie
haha;)
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