Babe, feel this

So.....

As Max was in the kitchen making some tea I walked in there and asked him a question about fitness. As usual I did a push up using the counter...cuz we all know at 25 I still can't do a real one.... and started flexing while moving my skin to show the bicep that was the size of a chickpea. Look harder, you'll find it. I know it's there I lug a 32 lb kid around. I wanted him to feel a certain muscle on my body....the part that I'm sitting on to be exact. He looked at where I was talking about and said "Babe, that's your bone". Huh? No, it cant be. I felt how it's hard back there. "Yeah that is part of your pelvic bone" he said. No it's not, I can feel it flex. Once he explained that I was moving my body and not flexing I came to the conclusion he was right. The Navy put him through that school too, so I'm sure he knows what he's talking about.

Come to think of it....sitting on this hard chair is hurting that thing I thought was a muscle. I'll keep working. One day I'll look like....like....like a chick with muscular gluts. And when I wave to you won't have to duck form my ever so jiggly triceps.