Afraid

As we were getting ready to leave for church...

Me: Bear, put your coat on.
Bear: I don't need a coat. I'm a Bay-ah (bear)! I have fuah (fur)!

And then tonight Max was attacking the honey-do-list and heard something I never want to hear "Hey Babe, come watch me! If I get electrocuted call 911." What?!?! Ok, ok, small price to pay so I don't have to see that ugly wire strung over my bathroom door anymore. So, I hung out in the attic and all the meanwhile Bear got INSIDE my washing machine. When I asked him what he was doing he replied with his duh-Mom voice, "I'm washing myself!" That kid has such an imagination!

I'm afraid that Bear is going to grow up like Max. Yes, at this point, I'm very afraid.