Bag Lady?!?!

Ok, I have been Bagged Tagged:
Here is what you do:
1.Take a picture of your bag (purse, diaper bag, briefcase) do the one that you use daily with all of your stuff in it.
2.Show a picture of ALL the contents in your bag. NO CLEANING OUT FIRST!!!!
3."Bag Tag" five people.** You do not need to name everything in your bag if you don't want to but it kinda makes it fun just to see how much crap everyone has in their purses/bags.

Now really...who would care what I had in my bag? Then I looked at it and laughed. I prove the saying "the bigger the boobs the bigger the bag" WRONG!!!. My bag has gotten larger over the years, and well...I have had 2 reductions...Kalee and Bear.


Here is my bag-



I kept telling a friend not to look at me if hers was missing....shortly later she bought me the same one. I still love it.



All the crap!





Ingredients to create a bag suitable for my lifestyle:

• a hooter hider that I made
• 2 diapers
• wipies
• 2 pair of waterproof underwear
• 1 pair of spider man boxer briefs
• a pair of sweats
• 2 pair of socks...I learned his accidents end up in socks too
• a plastic grocery bag to put the wet clothes in
• gum
• eco-friendly Tough and Tender wipes for high chairs before I put him in them
• crunched colored goldfish
• Nutri-grain bars
• fruit snacks that we call candy because they don't get it often
• Chick-Fil-A mints...I have to grab a handful every visit because they are so yummy
• half eaten bag of dried apricots.
• a "learn Italian" cd that came in the Chick-Fil-A kids meal. I love that place!
• a plastic Bear from "Bear in the big blue house"...never know when I'll have to consult him for directions to Walmart
• hair clip
• wallet
• Bluetooth
• chap-stick, lip gloss, lip liner, and compact that is all approved by this "crunchy"
• a book...just in case I sit at a red light too long.
• a horse calender...it's really Bears
• a camouflage first aid kit for those unexpected knee scrapes
• a wallet...that's full of receipts and foreign currency that I have yet to remove
• phone guide for the bases around this area...in case I have to call the hospital to let them know I'm on my way
• a watch I got from a church I do Mopettes for...no I don't mop the place...I care for kiddos
• tissues for the long green snakes that recently have been escaping Bear's brain and diving into his mouth
• a gift card to a local grocery store for doing one of those stupid surveys
• tickets to the Air and Space museum when my Mom was here and a flier with gum stuck in the middle of it....gross huh?
• a half wrapped bent straw. I have no clue how this found it's way in there!
• AND last but not least.... trash! Kalee knows not to litter. Instead my bag is a trash can.

Notice I don't have a phone or keys? That's because they have 2 legs and always run from this mess!

I must say I glad I got bag tagged. This has forced me to clean it out and I even threw the bag in the washer because it was disgusting.

Now I tag whoever wants to clean out their bag!