I learned how to fix a rip...Kalee style! I'll take credit for the creative gene...unless it involves opening up the fridge and making a meal with beans, rice, green chili, tortillas, lettuce and tomatoes...that's Max's department.
Speaking of tomatoes...we decided to start a tomato plant. Truth is, the outside of the box said it was "guaranteed" to grow...and if it doesn't is Wal-mart going to refund my whole $1.97? The kids will get a kick out of fighting over "the" strawberry that comes from that small one and smelling the lavender from the other small one. I sent them out with water and supervised them during the watering evolution and it all made it in the designated pots. Below will explain why the cement is wet...
LOL! I couldn't help it! Our conversation sounded something like "Max! Dresses are for girls. Go change back into your basketball shirt." He said "Nor-not (no I not)" and we argued which by the way "Ah-mah" did win! It drives me crazy how he only wants to wear basketball shirts...but I'll take that over a dress any day! Anyway, Kalee yelled "Um, Mom look what brother's doing" I caught him out there lifting up his dress...LOL...what's wrong with what I just said...I'm laughing so hard it's becoming more difficult to type. He lifted up the dress and peed IN the plants....not pants, pLants. I hope it still grows. If not I'll be taking it back to Wal-mart "...but Ma'am my son watered it and it still died". Seriously how do they think of these things?
But that didn't complete my day. I heard "pee-pee in there". I ran over "Hey Buddie do you have to go potty?" he said "no, pee-pee in there" while pointing to a Tupperware container. I found him pouring his pee from one Tupperware container to another...and another...and another...and it looked as if it traveled amongst half a dozen containers finally getting sealed in my Jell-ring mold.
So if your ever bored, come visit me for a day. I promise you'll have stories that will have you laughing for a lifetime between Max's 2 offspring....cuz surly I could never come up with this stuff.
4 comments:
I love your kids! Reading about them every day cracks me up! I can't wait to have my own!
Memo to myself...do not eat out of Averi's Tupperware. LOL the good news to all this, Bear should be just fine even though he wears dress on occasion...heck, just look at your brother. Oops, should I have said that? Remembering you dressing him up cracks me up almost as much as what Bear is doing now. Life sometimes brings you boys that have to try everything at least once...
Your kids keep me laughing!! I love the fact that Bear likes to wear sister's dresses. I can't keep Nani away from all the cars. What will kids come up with next?
In my opinion it's ok for me to dress my daughter in blue every now and then....but to dress my boy in pink...or a dress....a whole different story. I had them backwards...but God did that for a reason...he didn't want us to stop after having a BEAR. LOL
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