Me: (Looking in the backyard) "Where is Bear?"
Max: "He's upstairs looking for a magnifying glass....(pause) so he could start a fire."
Me: "Reeeeally?"
Max: "Don't worry, it takes a while."
As I was getting dressed Abbi came in the bathroom with Close Up toothpaste in her hand. When I say in her hand, I really mean out of the manufacture packaging and red, tacky mess in her hand! Upon inspection, I found some beautiful art on a table in the frog, some of which, fell to the carpet. While I was on my hands and knees in a bra and skirt scrubbing the red out of my carpet, Max walks in...
Max: "I like what you're wearing."
Me: "Of course you do. I'm in a bra"
Max: "That .380 fits you well. Good choice.... it matches that outfit perfectly."
Me: "Wshew, glad it doesn't make my butt look big." (grabbing onto the conversation) You know, this is black. In Fall, I tend to wear a lot of brown. I think I need another one. Some women collect shoes or handbags...and I'm not one of them."
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