Me: Kalee get your jammies ready for a bath."
Kalee: (a few minutes later) Mom, I got my underwear.
Me: Good job!
Kalee: ...and my jammies.
Me: Uh-huh...(waiting for her to list the slippers and undershirt as well)
Kalee: No that's not what your supposed to say!
Me: Um, what am I supposed to say?
Kalee: Check!
Me: What did you just say my child?
Kalee: Your supposed to say check Mom!
So I have come to the conclusion I'm starting to be in the "not cool" category since I don't speak 6 year old to teenage language. At least I know she will return to Earth as I did at some point in my life when I gave up saying whatever, as-if and sike.
Off to bathe and lather my skin with some really sick organic coconut oil.
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I still end about every sentence with "like". I still "totally rock". And the other day, I took a friend to the NEX because...and I quote...
"[Her] WALKMAN broke."
Yeah...I'm a cool mom.
Buahahahaha! Walkman? Are you serious lady? That is sooooo great!
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