Did I mention?

Tomorrow is my last full day without my husband!

Now it's time to let the cat outta' the bag. All this time I have been blogging about ripping up carpet and linoleum...you know it has sounded too good to be true. I will say I'm even proud of the stories I came up with. All is still in tact. Nope, I didn't touch a thing. Me try to do all that work by myself while taking care of kids? HA! I know I'm unique, but doing something like that is just plain nuts. It will all come up this weekend when Max is back. I feel bad for the trash man next week.

Did I mention I can count the hours by ten's on one hand before I get my husband back?

Here is an example of conversations Max gets to come home to...
Me: "Hey guys, want me to make grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch?"
Bear: "Yes ma'am"
Kalee: "I want one but will you make him a boy cheese sandwich?"
Me: "luckily grilled cheese sandwiches are unisex. But if I ever make you a girl cheese, I'll be sure to make him a boy cheese."

Yup, he'll get to hear them talk like this first hand in a couple days!

My neighbor watched my kids for a little bit while everyone was playing outside in the kiddie pool so I could mop my floor. It was so nice to accomplish that task with out hearing "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy...(slip) Whaaaaa!"

Did I mention Max will be home soon?

One thing you'll quickly learn about living this lifestyle is we celebrate birthdays and such any day of the year. Today I just so happen to be celebrating April Fools! Yes I did rip up all linoleum in the entry way hall closet and bathroom and carpet from the living room and formal living room (still have dining room carpet because I can't manage to move my hutch) Today, Max called me to explain step by step how to rip a wall out. He seriously though I was going to be stupid enough to do another crazy task like that without him. No, I'll be stupid enough to accomplish that task WITH him in a few days.

Did I mention.....

MAX WILL BE HERE IN LESS DAYS THEN TEETH KALEE'S MISSING?!?!?!?!