"Uhhhh, i-o-no (with his fake innocent smirk)"Did you have and accident standing on the toilet leaning over the toilet paper roll while brushing your teeth, washing your hands or playing swish/spit in the sink?
"Des Ma'am"
Looks like you forgot to change the toilet paper roll.
No further words are needed to explain why I choose not to buy Cottonelle's triple roll.
Today while washing my hands, I noticed a Tupperware cup IN my garbage disposal. I had to overcome my fear and fish for the cup. About 20 minutes later, using Cutco scissors and some weird tool I got out of Max' tool box, I got it out. Luckily the story didn't sound like this e-mail I sent Max in May of 2005 (she was about Bears age now, 2 1/2):It's official. Our daughter just killed her two fish today. She fed them...I think she overfed them. Goldie had a hard time swimmin' and was laying on his side periodically when I went to change the water. While I went to flush him down the toilet she came running in yelling fishie mommie. I ran to the kitchen to see what happened and the fat fish was missing. As she pointed into the sink drain I thought "Lord, please give me words to explain this nicely to her if I cant save it". Sure enough fatty was floppin' around in the garbage disposal. After about 10 min of my hand down there to get him and running water on him so he wouldn't die, I told Kalee I couldn't see him. She said "it's OK Mommie". Yes I am guilty, garbage disposal, water, and a Tupperware bowl over it just in case fatty came flying up in litle pieces. And this is what motherhood is?
Kalee and I keep eyeing that blueberry! Looks "oishie/delicioso" (JaSpanglish for delicious)
My tomato plant that Bear watered back in March is still alive!
Daddy's corn. I killed his crop last year so I owe him at least one good corn plant. I need to pluck weeds. Figure I'll wait til right before Max gets home so I can say "See Babe, been doing this all along."
Kalee's sunflower is getting tall.
..and um, yeah, gross...any ideas?
3 comments:
GREAT JOB on your garden!!! That requires a lot of patience and work. :) I have to share my story about the time we had to replace our whole toilet because of the boys. How is your thumb doing???
Your veggie garden is looking great...good job! I am sure it is not the last time the toilet paper roll will get all wet. LOL.
The garden looks great!! I bought my first edible plant today- basil! It smells so incredible! I don't even want to try to guess what the last image is...
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