I took a shower tonight. You know, one of those things I do twice a day...but have failed to shave my legs for some time. Today I decided I'm now growing for locks of love. It's too late to shave. Rather not call a plumber to snake out my drain...how embarrassing, that's my husbands job. Then again if he were home...I would have the time and a reason to use daily preventative drain clogging measures. So, as I was stepping out of the shower my conversation with my daughter went like this:
Kalee: "Wow Mom, you need a boob job!"
Me: "what does that mean?" trying not to burst into laughter
Kalee: shrug "I herd you say it on the phone when we were in Japan a long time ago ."
Me: with my as a matter of fact voice "Well, for your information my boobs do have a job....they make milk!"
Kalee: "I know thaaat!"
Well, um, I'm speechless! I know my day will come that these girls can apply for higher seating. Hopefully Victoria will have some good Secrets by then. What more of a reason to have cute bras...you look at them several times a day. Just because they are "working" doesn't mean they don't require support. Heck, she may get smart and design one to support going from a B to D in about 2 hours...with the option to inflate the other side because one works overtime. Maybe Fredrick's will invent something to turn ski slopes into mountains again. Sigh
It's a good thing these kiddos of ours are worth it...even if I am playing hacky sack in 20 years.
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I read this to Dad and he cracked up and said said "boy that girl can sure write!".
I figure God had a plan. I think he made us have children when we were young so our backs would not hurt while carrying a gallon of milk...LOL. Just think about being 50,60, or even 70 carrying around all that milk until you nursed...ooch! The only good part...our boobs would look nice and plump without getting a boob job. :)
My grandbabies make me laugh...
Lmao... I love that little girl of yours, she makes me laugh.
Being a milk makin' mama aint so bad... but your right... when all's said and done.. the girls might need to be put back up where they belong.
sadly I would rather them be flat and low then full and SOAR!!! ouch that night at the ball was only bad for that reason.
HEY LADY! U TELL IT LIKE IT IS AND I LOVE IT! KEEP THIS GOING.
You had me rolling with this one Averi! lol
That will have to be a story to tell at Kalee's first baby shower :)
And I totally agree with you about the new bra that V.Secret should make. You dont know how many times I wished I could extend the cup on my super boob!
Thanks for the laugh!
Cyan's Mommy
a group of us basketball Mums love your blog. your mom told us about you. you speak the truth!
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