Weirdness

It's amazing how a cute scarf, pair of heels, and a good bra make me feel like a woman!

I found the perfect hair spiking glue.

If I spoke the same words I say every day in a voice changer, I wonder if my kids would know it's me speaking.

I'm getting myself psychologically ready to be anti-sweets again.

Certain brands of hand sanitizer taste funny, stink and feel weird. I know what your thinking...and no, I don't eat it. If I eat a cracker I touch, I can taste it. If I eat it with no hands, I look weird. So that's why I only buy Purell!