Bear walks up to me wearing a Lowe's apron with a paper name tag made by his sister that says "Duek" (said Duke), and a pair of Spiderman boxer briefs...
B: Hi! I Duek. What's your name?
Me: You tell me. If your lost in a store and someone who works there asks you what your Mommy's name is, what do you tell them?
B: Um... I live here?!?!
Me: No, you know what your address is, but what do you tell them my name is?
B: I Duek! I four years old! I can drive all by myself!
Me: Well Duek, maybe you should drive your fork lift into that bathroom and lift those clothes into the hamper.
Duek is now lounging in the tool corral waiting for the water fountain to be delivered so he can bathe before curling up in insulation for the night.
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