Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions.
Simple and Easy Instructions:
You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable * Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags. I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself.... Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
PS- I'll even go the extra mile and make them out of organic unbleached cotton upon your request.
4 comments:
LOL!!!! YUP, YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST YOUR MIND!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
You are too funny:) lol So thanks for commenting about the Election. All I gotta say is I am pretty pissed that he got in office. I think we should just sell our house now before he starts cutting back on money for the military. I think it will be a very sacy 4 years!! I hope they go by fast just for all of our sakes!! lol I also agree that they should all have a pre-req that presidents should have served at least one term in the US military. Well we will see how it turns out right?
Organic Please! LOL!
You are too funny! I hope you don't mind, but I have to share this on mommy forum I belong to. This is such a stinking funny gift. I am tempted to make them as gag gifts for Derek's Aunts!
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